101 Things That Prove You Are A True Zelda Fan.

[ZeldaGeek#1]

No.1:you wright a post on Zelda forums titled "101 Things That prove You Are A True Zelda Fan." but you wont to play Twilight Princess so badly only come up with 10.
No2:You have a crush on one of the Zelda charters.
No3:You have All 4 versions of OOT.
No.4:You only play as link in Super Smash Bros Brawl.
No5:You walk around town singing the lost woods song.
No.6:You have a Zelda shrine.
No.7:You try to copy links moves and don’t have a sword so you use a stick.
No.8:You buy a Twilight Princess straight guide and never use it.
No.9:You yell at your TV. when you mess up and think link can hear you.
No.10:You read a dumb post called "101 Things That prove You Are A True Zelda Fan." And post a replay to it.:-)

[Jarin]

11. You draw a Triforce on your hand with tattoo drawer
12. You dress up in green and steal a sword and shield to defend the land
13. You learn to fall from great heights, role, and not hurt yourself,
14. You cry when a neighborhood tree dies, yelling "NO! Not the new Deku Tree!"

[Ganon's Bane]

15. When in a music class, you play all of the Zelda music on your instrument by memory.
16. You seriously beleive that Gorons do exist.
17. You stand up while playing Twilight Princess on the Wii.
18. You wish that when someone gave you an object, it would float above your head and the "new object" music would play.
19. You frantically search the bible for references to Hyrule.
20. You name your dog Link.
21. You ritualistically play your NES beleiving that it will hone your skills.
22. You have spent at least 30 hours straight playing any of the Zelda games on a gameboy.
23. You beleive Link should be the next U.S. President.
24. You stretch your ears and tie them back in order to grow true Hylian ears.
25. You think that wearing a bunny hood will make you run faster.
26. You've spent the last 3 months waiting for news on the next Zelda game.
27. When taking the SAT you had the dungeon music in your head.
28. When your friends invite you to a Halo party, you skip it because you have a dungeon to beat.

[Kylink]

29. You swing the wii remote when playing Twilight Princess, not because you have to, but because you want to.

[Fae]

30. You want to own a horse just so you can name it Epona
31. You have thought about taking up archery, and maybe mixing up some ice and fire in with it
32. You repeatedly have to explain to people that tunics are not dresses
33. When someone mentions a song from OoT, you go, oh yeah, up-left-right! Or however the song is played on your controller
34. You sometimes wonder if you might get a fairy someday
35. You have a thing against water because you've experienced the water temple

[fierce deity]

36. You have the limited edition zelda gameboy advances sp
37. You beat them so many times you lost count
38. You thought this was hilarious
39. You have zelda songs on your ipod / CD

[klaww]

Originally Posted by fierce deity

36. You have the limited edition zelda gameboy advances sp
37. You beat them so many times you lost count
38. You thought this was hilarious
39. You have zelda songs on your ipod / CD

crap i thought that was funny, and i have zelda songs on my ipod

40. You once hit a person with a sword, thinking it will make a metallic clank noise.
41. You forgot english, and now speak "link"

[Ben]

42. You tell everyone you can beat them at Zelda; yet, still knowing that Zelda is a ONE player game.

[How can Wii help?]

Dude, it's 'Reply", not 'Replay." Replay is pronounced "Ree - pley." Reply is pronounced "Ree - plie"

Anyways, hi, I'm new.

now back on topic.

43: You bought those Zelda TP cards when they were out (are they still out?) and put on ALL of the tattoos or only the coolest tattoos.

44. You try to attempt all of the glitches from various zelda games in real life.

45. You see a tree stump, and think, by using it, that you can shrink down to microscopic size.

46. You see a bird, and a tree stump, and try to enter it by hopping on the tree stump with your green hat on, but you realize you can't enter it's mouth and explore it's contents. (Ew, gross....)

47. A person is bullying you, and you throw them down on a tree stump, thinking they'll shrink. Unfortunately, you get your butt kicked.

48. you find a broken plastic purple sword and you think it's the broken picori blade.

49. You break your purple wii sword toy and think you can rebuild it and give it magical powers by finding magical elements. So you set on a journey to find them, but you never do and you die, still searching, of old age.

50. Above, except you die of a heart attack.

51. You wonder how you do your up, left, right, and down taunts while wearing Zelda clothes.


52. You paint the triforce on your hand and think you can shoot a beam out of it and damage people.

[LoZ-girl]

53) You buy the new Zelda games as soon as they come out
54) You seriously believe that Hyrule is real

Sorry, I'm new and only 12, i can't think of any more. when I do, I will post some.